Aliases: None known as at 18th. March 2004
Variants: None known as at 18th. March 2004
Date Added: 17th. August 1999
Further Information:
Origin: Not available
Length: Not available
Type: Hoax
SubType: E-mail
Risk Assessment: Low
Characteristics:
This email joke is
being distributed in good fun around the internet. AVERT has received inquiries
about this email joke and is providing this description as a customer service.
The email joke is a parody on other hoaxes distributed through email warning
you of certain catch phrases or email subject lines. Below is a copy of
the email joke and is not to be taken seriously - AVERT.
QUOTE:
VIRUS WARNING
There is a new virus going around, called "work." If you receive any
This has been circulating around our building for months and those
If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at
Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do NOT
END OF QUOTE
Symptoms: Not Available...
Method Of Infection: Not Available...
Removal Instructions: Not Available...
DISCLAIMER:
The information in this bulletin is provided "AS IS" without warranty
of any kind. In no event shall we be liable for any damages whatsoever
including direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, loss of business
profits or special damages.
This virus warning is genuine.
sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to
you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.
who have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have
found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function
properly.
all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words
"I've had enough of your crap... I'm off to the pub." The "work" should
automatically be forgotten by your brain. If you receive "work" in
paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag the "work" to
your garbage can. Put on your hat and coat and skip to the nearest
bar with two friends and order three pints of beer (or rum punch).
After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that "work" will no
longer be of any relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo" was the
greatest cartoon ever.
have anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has
already corrupted your life.
We thank you ALL for your kind votes which made this site FIRST in two categories.
A 10 vote = Very Good
A 1 vote = Waste of cyber Space !
ALL those sending emails of thanks are kindly requested to indicate whether these are for publication.
©ALL MATERIAL IS PROTECTED BY COPYRIGHT LAWS AND MAY NOT BE REPRODUCED IN ANY FORM WHATSOEVER WITHOUT THE PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT OF THE WEBMASTER.
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